Thursday, November 20, 2008
VoodooPad 4
I can't tell you how many times someone has asked me if I remembered some design project we did way back a couple of years ago, and who was the printer, or why did we have to bla-bla-bla, and I'm able to recall it instantly.
It's the best way I know to make your coworkers think you're a genius.
Of course, it only looks like magic if you are diligent about putting stuff into it, and keep your VoodooPad documents available all times.... which is why 4.0 features like document synching and "The Bucket" are cool.
Monday, August 25, 2008
use your memory usage as your iChat status message

This script will let you use your iChat status message to brag to your friends about how much RAM you've got in your Mac -- or more usefully, petition the IT overlords for mercy if you're scratching to disk a little too much.
I have this triggered periodically by Keyboard Maestro, but there are other ways to get it to run every so often. Not too often, or the overlords will have an easy (if specious) excuse for why it's your own fault you're running out of RAM.
Briefly, it runs a "top" shell command and extracts the two most rhetorically significant memory usage figures, and pipes that to iChat.
set myoutput to (do shell script "top -l 1 | perl -pe " & quoted form of "
my ($unwanted, $wanted) = /(.*inactive,)(.*free)/sm;
$_ = $wanted;
")
tell application "iChat"
set status message to myoutput
end tell
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
À la recherche du temps perdu
Fairly poignant stuff. Cyberpunk meets Proust. When it's reported in the NY Times, I hope they pull out a reference to madeleines from their trope-bucket.